Nihilist cat owner, come supervillain

Ask me anything   an exceptionally average amalgamation of what inadvertently has grown to become mostly cat pictures, deeply cynical sound-bites, an old building or two, and the occasional photo of Donald Glover. All of this is a result of extreme procrastination from work AND sleep, and an inordinately large inferiority complex.

besturlonhere:

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

(via squishy-bo-jangles)

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theparisreview:

“Like a perfectly crafted poem, it managed to illuminate the human condition in a few deft strokes.”
Sadie Stein on the poetry of menu descriptions.

This reminds me of that scene from Mean Girls. Only with a really angry cat in the background. 

theparisreview:

“Like a perfectly crafted poem, it managed to illuminate the human condition in a few deft strokes.”

Sadie Stein on the poetry of menu descriptions.

This reminds me of that scene from Mean Girls. Only with a really angry cat in the background. 

— 1 month ago with 268 notes

iggypoptarts:

everything they taught you in science was wrong, david bowie’s glitter makeup is what holds the universe together

(Source: walt-clitman, via squishy-bo-jangles)

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yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

(Source: rckrbelle, via follow-me-to-nowhere)

— 1 month ago with 692063 notes
i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

(via squishy-bo-jangles)

— 1 month ago with 552162 notes
unabating:

Holy shit how much does that cat weigh

unabating:

Holy shit how much does that cat weigh

(via follow-me-to-nowhere)

— 1 month ago with 138823 notes
nodeparis:

The Steve Irwin, admiral ship of the Sea Sheperd.

nodeparis:

The Steve Irwin, admiral ship of the Sea Sheperd.

(via cityparkdog)

— 1 month ago with 647 notes
Britain:Excuse Me
Netherlands:Excuseer me
Mexico:Perdon
Italy:Permesso
France:Pardon
Canada:Sorry
America:Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia:Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
— 1 month ago with 511115 notes