Nihilist cat owner, come supervillain

Ask me anything   an exceptionally average amalgamation of what inadvertently has grown to become mostly cat pictures, deeply cynical sound-bites, an old building or two, and the occasional photo of Donald Glover. All of this is a result of extreme procrastination from work AND sleep, and an inordinately large inferiority complex.

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via follow-me-to-nowhere)

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theovarianbarbarian:

uarhi:

Me

This is every Mexican in the whole god damn world. I fucking swear.

theovarianbarbarian:

uarhi:

Me

This is every Mexican in the whole god damn world. I fucking swear.

(Source: bramstifer, via itsaterrriblelove)

— 1 week ago with 34559 notes