Thorin: I'm going to reclaim my lost homeland from a living embodiment of death and greed.
Gandalf: Hey, can I bring my friend?
Gandalf: He needs to get out of the house more.
ibetdavidbowie: I bet David Bowie has an attic somewhere with a portrait of him getting older.
the-nestene-consciousness: seifukucat: here we have a wonderful piece of 13th century art wow isn’t that just majestic okay let’s take a little closer look at this masterful work oh what the everloving fuck